I am so stupid

That I cannot understand philosophy;

The antithesis of this is

That philosophy is so clever that it cannot comprehend my stupidity.

These antitheses are mediated in a higher unity;
in our common stupidity

And if it were so, it would be;
But as it isn't, it ain't.
That's logic

Life can only be understood backwards;
But it must be lived forwards

Philosophy consists very largely of
One philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses.
He usually proves it,
And I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my bose speakers

There is a fine line between fishing and
Just standing on the shore like an idiot

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse,
It may have a meaning of which I disapprove

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question

A witty saying proves nothing